A vague recollection of the retro version plus the appeal of a low-budget evil Optimus Prime led me to watch an episode of what is possibly the worst show EVER.

I am sorry if any of you are fans, but...really. Oh my god. You guys. If they'd had this show when I was twelve I guarantee it would have been the best guilty pleasure ever for me, but now I just have to stand back in awe of how bad it is.